kelvinbenjamin

xnxvxnx asked:

Wanna cuddle so that your soul doesn't hurt anymore?

toriealeksandria answered:

hell yeah I can’t wait to see my boyfriend later and cuddle. That’s a good idea, thanks.

thefatgawd:

fesquirethekid:

iamthegarebear:

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Crushed this niggas entire soul.

She hit that nigga with the Gentle Fist Style of Swerve.

No outward damage but that nigga whole chakra network has been utterly ravaged.

homosensually
dream-chaserxo:

Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.
"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.”

…but the Marianas Trench is the lowest point on Earth and if we’re gonna get technical, Mt. Everest is the highest point above sea level but Chimborazo is the farthest point from the center of the Earth so someone needs to make a new bracelet…

dream-chaserxo:

Infused in the white bead is water from Mount Everest, the highest point on earth. In the black bead, mud from the Dead Sea, the lowest point on earth. Separating the two beads are clear beads, representative of the story we all have to tell. Life moves through cycles, find your balance.

"Sometimes you’re on top of the world, stay humble. Sometimes you’ve hit a low, stay hopeful.

…but the Marianas Trench is the lowest point on Earth and if we’re gonna get technical, Mt. Everest is the highest point above sea level but Chimborazo is the farthest point from the center of the Earth so someone needs to make a new bracelet…

you wanna know what the real miracle in the bible was?  the fact that Jesus got invited to so many parties. how did that even happen?

Tom: hey man who else should I add to the “Jerry’s Surprise Birthday Bash” event on facebook?

Larry: oooh, add Jesus!

Tom: Oh, Jesus from high school, the workout nut?

Larry: No, life-coach-y Jesus, the guy who’s always making people question their life decisions!

Tom: OH YES!  The really passive-aggressive one who always brings twelve dudes?

Larry: Yeah, let’s get them in the mix!