a person’s a person no matter how small
hell yeah I can’t wait to see my boyfriend later and cuddle. That’s a good idea, thanks.
If you’re gonna bail, bail early. This applies to relationships, college classes, and sledding,
you wanna know what the real miracle in the bible was? the fact that Jesus got invited to so many parties. how did that even happen?
Tom: hey man who else should I add to the “Jerry’s Surprise Birthday Bash” event on facebook?
Larry: oooh, add Jesus!
Tom: Oh, Jesus from high school, the workout nut?
Larry: No, life-coach-y Jesus, the guy who’s always making people question their life decisions!
Tom: OH YES! The really passive-aggressive one who always brings twelve dudes?
Larry: Yeah, let’s get them in the mix!